FRIDAY STIR FRY - Cats

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I've been babysitting my son and daughter-n-law's cat the last two weeks. I'm not a pet person. I don't mind doing this for them, but it's not something I would want to do every day of my life.

Pets are cute and adorable and a lot of people couldn't imagine life without them. I'm not one of those people. I think it's because I'm an only child. I enjoy my solitude. I guess I'm a bit selfish, also. I don't want to have to think about getting home to make sure the cat or dog are fed and watered and still alive.

Here are a few things I've learned about cats.

1. They don't give a crap about anything.
2. They will lay down anywhere they want, even the shower.
3. They have a look about them (like the one pictured) that indicates they want to kill you.
4. They don't take the word 'no' easily.
5. You had better have a snack, food, water, and clean litter ready whenever they want it.
6. Pretty sure they get annoyed when you meow back at them. 
7. My lap is no longer mine. It is a soft, squishy pillow for him.
8. Don't leave anything out you don't want them to get into, because they will.
9. They will not come when you call them - and finally.
10. If you don't pet them exactly where and exactly when they want, they will not leave you alone.

I'll miss him when he's gone.